Facts Redux- Burrow’s End

(I deleted the first one because I wasn’t sure how I wanted to add on the nature facts. This will be updated after every episode/adventuring party if applicable)

Weird British Shit:

The Red Warren:

Baby teeth are called milk teeth for stoats and humans.

Stotal Recall: (Adventuring Party 1)

In the 50s, in an attempt at rabbit population control, the British government engineered a disease called myxomatosis, to which the rabbits are beginning to evolve an immunity.

Myxomatosis is also a song by famous English rock band Radiohead. (And in my opinion, it fucks severely)

Bearing the Consequences:

Unknown amount of math

A Second Sun:

They pronounce ermine, and mainly other words, differently.

Protect the Light:

57% is still considered a passing grade in the UK

Weird Nature Shit:

Bearing the Consequences:

Bears can make butt plugs out of moss. (Brennan)

A baculum is a dick bone. (Aabria)

Foxes have a baculum, dogs don’t. (Siobhan)

Otters are also mustelids. (Aabria)

A Second Sun:

Ermine (noun): A stoat, especially when in its white winter coat.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

schreibfederlaerm:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it’s unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve seen today. why? well.

ALT

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced ‘dee’) is just a feminine article, it literally means “the”.

ALT

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn’t use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think “they want me to die how?” it keeps getting funnier.

ALT

I mean, holy shit

ALT

i will use these as reaction images until i die

Until you die how

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can-i-make-image-descriptions:

greelin:

greelin:

having transgender bard swag is a thankless job but someone in this godforsaken group has to do it

eye-opening comment

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from charlie-pipping-faraday reading: Jack Black in school of rock /End ID]

(via screamingbingusthecromulentone)

aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

(via brennansedibledice)

Zeus oh my god baby boy I missed you and your god tier micro 😍😭

Cannot believe I let burrow’s end and video essays make me forgor how much I love this game and these nerds.

kronoose:

Player does something stupid

DM what’s your ac

Me

(via brennansedibledice)

deanwinchesterapologist:

About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it’s wet over there

(via rowan-guerrins)

catboyniall:

beaft:

Peace and love on planet earth

OP you cannot just not link the video

(via anunashamednerdgirl)

Oh god why is chronicler blonde why would he do that to himself 😭

>“oh shit it’s almost 1 am why am i still so wide awake?”

>takes a sip of mountain dew

>“ah yep that’ll do it”

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

“these violent delights have violent ends” for real? you promise?

ALT

(via tangledndark)

doyoulikethissong-poll:

Do you like this song? #37

Yes, I’ve heard it before

Yes, first time

No, I’ve heard it before

No, first time

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll’s conclusion ✨

(via trentcrimmtheeindependent)

assiraphales:

I don’t like the theory that ferris beuller is just cameron’s imagination because it’s so much more fun to believe that there’s a highschool student endowed with trickster god level capabilities & knowledge of the fourth wall who drags his mentally ill best friend around bc he wuvs him

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